#justice League incorrect quotes

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day as justice league incorrect quotes!

Flash: What are you reading?

Batman: Jokes 101.

Flash: Oh yeah? How was Jokes 100?

Batman: I- What?

Flash: How was the 100th Joke book?

Batman: What?

Flash: Cause you're reading Jokes 101, how was Jokes 100?

Batman: I'm not reading Jokes 100??

Flash: No I know-

Batman: I don't understand the question.

Flash: Well because you're reading Jokes 101, and before Jokes 101 it would be Jokes 100, cause 100 comes before 101, so like-

Batman: Oh, I mean I think that's just the name of the book.

Flash: No- Yeah no I know that, it was just a joke-

Batman: Yeah it's Jokes 101.

Flash: No what I said- You know what? I'm just gonna go!

Batman: Okay??

Flash: Okay!

Flash, now leaving: I hate it here!

Batman, who 101% new what he was doing: Yeah you better.

[gothamite-rambler]

Roy and Jason harmonizing to find each other.

Jason is stuck in a cave after falling through. JL, Teen Titans, and Young Justice are searching for him. Jason begins singing to alert the others and because he knows who will sing with him.

Jason (walking in the cave, singing imagine Jorge singing voice): Unlimited. Together, we're unlimited. Together, we'll be the greatest team there's ever been.

Oliver (scoffing): There's no-

Roy (speaking): Would you shut up! We're close.

Jason (singing, hopeful): Dreams the way we planned them-

Roy (on the other side of the cave, singing, imagine Mico the singing voice for Telemachuls): If we work in tandem.

Roy and Jason (harmonizing hearing the other, they both run to the same spot while the teams follow): There's no fight we cannot win. Just you and I, defying gravity. With you and I defying gravity.

Jason (turning a corner to find Roy and the others): They'll never bring us down. -I found you!

Jason and Roy hug, much to the confusion of the Justice League, Titans and Young Justice.

Hawkgirl (clasping her hands): Aww, well that's nice.

Green Arrow (enraged): Oh this some bullshit! I'm never going to get rid of him!

Batman (defending his son): Keep talking, I'll punch you in the arm.

Green Arrow walked off, grumbling. Roy and Jason headed off still singing together in a strange, but sweet friend manner.

Wally (emotionally hurt): We don't harmonize like that.

Dick (facepalming): Because you can't sing and we're not that close.

Wally (eager): We can be.

Dick sighed with a tired smile.

[multifan113]

Batman Incorrect Quotes 5

Green Lantern: Hey Bats, is that an inhaler in your belt or are you just happy to see me?

Batman: It's an inhaler. My second Robin used to have asthma attacks when he was young

Green Lantern:............. The one who's now a murderous crime lord?

Batman: Yes

[jscrawls]

Dovahkiin! Reader x justice League incorrect quotes

Superman: look I know you think my judgements skewed just because I kinda like dovahkiin! Reader-

Batman, holding Clark's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Superman: no that's our joint tombstone.

Batman: my mistake.

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Green lantern: hey dovahkiin! Reader, I'm getting in the shower wanna help me out? 😉😉

Dovahkiin! Reader: have you never showered before?

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The flash: I love you 🥺

Dovahkiin! Reader: what?

The flash: I said I love you 🥺🥺

Dovahkiin! Reader: how many people have you said that to.

The flash: everyone.

Dovahkiin! Reader: wait really?

The flash: yeah, I told everyone I love you.

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Aquaman: what are you talking about dovahkiin! Reader? You love it here!

Dovahkiin! Reader: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.

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Wonder woman: dovahkiin! Reader, why is Superman intruding on our cuddle time.

Superman: dovahkiin! Reader, why is wonder woman intruding on our cuddle time.

Dovahkiin! Reader: ...

Dovahkiin! Reader, sounding distressed: I have two hands, you know.

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The Martian manhunter: Reader, you love me, right?

Reader: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Aquaman: Hey, aren’t you dovahkiin! Reader?

Dovahkiin! Reader: You a cop?

Aquaman: No.

Reader: Then yes, I am.

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[the-sprog]

Atlas: "Is that Superman?"

Marvel, looking up, a little worried: *thinks* "yyessss??"

Atlas: "sweet! Can you thank him for giving me a break and holding the world for me a few years back?"

Marvel, staring directly into Supes' eyes: "YOU DID WHAT-"

Superman, suddenly fearing for his life:

[headcanonsandmore]

Superman: So, Bruce, what is your chest insignia made of? Looks like metal to me.

Batman: Oh, that's a pretty interesting story, actually. It's made from the melted-down gun that was used to kill my parents.

Superman: ...

Superman: Sometimes, I worry about you, buddy-

[fandomnerd9602]

Bailey Allen cuddles with Y/N, who tries to get up…

Bailey: (groans) stay. please.

Y/N: but I have to vacuum our-

Bailey speeds around, vacuuming the whole place in a flash…

She settles back in Y/N’s arms…

Bailey: now we cuddle all day long.

She snuggles, giggling happily…

[thrushforreal]

Superman: Who are you? How did you get on the Watchtower?? We're in Space?!

Thrush: That's a lot of questions that I'm not answering.

Robin: I've hacked into the server, I know everything now.

Thrush: Ha! B thought he could hide the Christmas gift list from us. The Fool! We must away now!

Robin: You're talking like a Villain, it's weird.

Thrush: You're weird. Bye, Superman!

Superman: I'm so confused right now.

[inthenameofallthingsholy]

Stuck in an Elevator

J’onn: Stuck in an elevator because Wally decided to jump

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Wally: Clark’s had 3 panic attacks in 10 minutes

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Diana: Bruce and J’onn haven’t said a thing since we got stuck

JL: FUCKIN MINT

John: Shayera’s being immature and yelling the whole time

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Shayera: John has just been listening to music and calling his mom

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Bruce: Diana has to pee so bad she might get a bladder infection

JL: FUCKIN MINT

John: I’m the one they’re gonna blame cuz i’m a minority

JL: FUCKIN MINT!

[moonlightbae7775]

Super man:yall princess Diana dead at thirty two

(Yn Diana prince wonder woman’s daughter forgetting which Diana) NAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

[ryemiffie]

More JL incorrect quotes with quotes from my day:

Superman: What do you think I should do?

Flash: Not fuck Bruce Wayne!

Superman: ..not what I asked.

Flash: I know, but you haven't asked me for advice on it yet so I figured I'd just bring it up whenever I saw an opportunity.

[jscrawls]

More incorrect dovahkiin reader quotes because I think they're funny

Dovahkiin! Reader: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Superman: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Green lantern: Weight loss? Drink water.

Wonder woman: Clear skin? Drink water.

Aquaman, jealous of the others having dovahkiin! Readers attention: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Batman: dovahkiin! Reader just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

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Dovahkiin! Reader: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

The Martian manhunter: No, well, actually, it is.

Dovahkiin! Reader: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

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The flash: dovahkiin! Reader’s amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!

Superman: That was them ignoring you.

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Green lantern: It’s just… no matter what I do, no one wants to be friends with me.

Dovahkiin! Reader: Yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who NO ONE likes? HEY BATMAN~

Batman: First of all, how dare you—

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Dovahkiin! Reader: Is something burning?

The flash: My burning love for you of course!

Dovahkiin! Reader: …

The flash: …

The flash: And the kitchen is on fire…

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A/n, reader 100% knows Batman doesn't like them so they mess with him just a bit because I said so.

[lovesick-joey]

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[bats-and-the-birds]

-at a justice league meeting in the midst of a very very stressful few weeks for Batman where everything has gone wrong, alfred is on vacation, and Bruce has not slept in days-

Batman: -outstandingly still coherent, lays out an extremely detailed plan on how to take down the Villain Of The Week- Any questions?

Nightwing: -slowly raising his hand from across the table-

Batman: Yes?

Nightwing: So... in all of this planning did you block out time to go pick up Robin from school like you said you would, or do you want me to do that?

Batman: ...

Nightwing: I'd say we could just let walk home alone, but the last time you did that, we found him trying to dismantle a section of the Russian mafia about two hours after he was supposed to get home.

Batman: ...

Nightwing: And he gets out of school in -checks wrist like he's wearing a watch- ten minutes, so you might want to make a decision soon.

Batman: ...Fuck.

[fandomnerd9602]

Bailey Allen kisses Y/N fiercely…

Bailey: you don’t have to leave the house ever again

Y/N: but baby I gotta go pick up my prescription from-

Bailey speeds off and comes back with it…

Bailey: see? You’re good. You don’t have to leave here or… me

Y/N caresses her face…

Y/N: Bailey I will never leave you. But can we please go somewhere together? I want the world to know that you’re mine and I’m yours.

Bailey: (giggles) okay.

[thrushforreal]

Thrush: Do you think the wind is ever trying to tell us something, and we don't know how to hear it anymore?

Any JL member: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.

Context: The batkids are in the Watchtower, and Batman is deciding to make it everyone else's problem.